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After the death of their mother, Arty and Jay’s father is weighed down by debts. They are left to live with their stern grandmother, childlike Aunt Bella, and hoodlum Uncle Louie so their father can pay back the loan sharks. In their strange new world of Yonkers, the young boys learn lessons about love, responsibility, and the importance of family that will carry them into adulthood.
Run Time: 2 hours 30 minutes including a 20 minute intermission
Written by Neil Simon
“Lost in Yonkers” is presented by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.
Isaiah Dean – Arty
Jared Simonsen – Jay
Emily Mueller – Grandma
Tina Paukstelis – Bella
Kate May – Gert
Ryan Simonsen – Eddie
Matt Specht – Louie
Lisa Kornetsky – Director
Lizz Otto-Cramer – Scenic Designer
Nicki Monaghan – PSM
Abigail Lamoreaux – SM
Isabella Smetana – ASM
Dedrick Woods – Light Tech
Norgie Metzinger – Sound Design/Tech
Sheila Simonsen – Costume Design
Kori Hassler – Hair
Ginny Mueller – Makeup
Betty White – Wardrobe
Anna Marie Smetana – Props Design/Run